“Zebra Pot” by EPF
It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. Or black and white. Zebra pot doesn’t care. Bizarre hooves support this 17’ x 24’ pot from the Zhou Period. Found in the tomb of Luk Zhang Guang, the zebra is said to ward off evil spirits and protect the body of the fallen emperor. Furthermore, the zebra represents great sexual providence. If you’re having trouble in the sack, just rub a little black and white on it. Or take a multivitamin.