“The Decanterbury Tales” by GMB
Perfect for dispensing fortified spirits, this vessel (or a vassal?) hails from the hills of Bern, where highlanders would have used it for many a luscious experiment with what are now referred to as controlled substances. Open the floodgates because this beauty is coming in! Open up your drawbridge and swig a little down your pipes! It’s an international operation because you’ve got to scale the walls of glory! (Or pinot noir, as it is.)